CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide, from The Babylon Bee — STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC

ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide. “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. […]

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