After Senseless Murder Of Goliath, Philistines Call For Ban On Fully Automatic, High-Capacity Slings, from The Babylon Bee — STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC

VALLEY OF ELAH—After local homegrown terrorist David slew Goliath with a fully automatic, high-capacity sling, Philistine activists began calling for common-sense bans on the dangerous weapons of mass destruction. „Nobody needs a sling that holds five rocks just to go hunting or protect their sheep,“ said one Philistine woman with pink hair and several face […]

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